🌱 Is It Really Sustainable… If You’re the Resource?

Introducing the “Soyleent Green – Sustainable Since 1973” TeeA Shirt So Good, You’ll Wonder Who Was on the Production Line...

We’ve all heard of plant-based. Even lab-grown. But people-based? Now that’s innovation with a dystopian twist!

This t-shirt is a cheeky nod to the iconic sci-fi flick that taught us two things:

1. Never trust government food programs.

2. Green can be way too sustainable.

With a retro-futuristic design that reads “Soyleent Green – Sustainable & Environmentally Friendly – Since 1973,” this tee is perfect for:

• Sci-fi nerds with dark humor

• Eco-warriors who enjoy satire

• Friends who just need a reminder not to ask what’s in the mystery casserole

Why You'll Love It (and maybe fear it a little):

🧬 Made from 100% not-so-mysterious cotton🛰️ Perfect for Comic-Cons, protests, or just terrifying the HOA🥗 Pairs well with tofu, irony, and existential dread

In Conclusion:

If you’re tired of fast fashion and ready to embrace slow-burning conspiracy couture, this shirt has your name on it—figuratively, not like a toe tag.

🛒 Grab yours now before someone reports you missing.