Soylent Green – Sustainable Since 1973 Tee
Sustainable. Environmentally Friendly. Totally not made of people... This Soylent Green t-shirt is a retro-futuristic nod to the “green” movement of 1973—because nothing says responsible consumption like vintage dystopia. Whether you're ironically saving the planet or just hungry for attention, this design serves up style with a side of satire.
Wear it to your next eco-rally, sci-fi convention, or potluck dinner (but maybe skip the meatloaf).
🚀 Features:
100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for that fresh-from-the-factory feel
Lightweight, breathable fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) keeps you cool even in crowded food queues
Retail fit—flattering on humans, clones, and "processed goods" alike
Tear-away label (unlike your conscience)
Runs true to size, because we believe in fitting the people
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

