When Life Gets Salty, Speak Fluent Dolphin š¬āØ
- cummingsjohn

- Apr 27
- 1 min read
Ever find yourself in a "professional setting" where yelling your true feelingsĀ isn't exactly... encouraged? Enter: the Sentence Enhancers Teeāyour officialĀ uniform for mastering the ancient and noble art of dolphin sounds.
Inspired by everyone's favorite sea sponge (you know the one), this shirt is here to help you express all the colorful, spicy words you reallyĀ want to say ā without technically saying a single thing. Just let out a few squawks and clicks, and suddenly, you're not swearingāyouāre enhancingĀ your sentences. Big difference. HR-approved. (Probably.)
Why You Need This Shirt:
Itās relatable: We all have āthose days.ā
Itās hilarious: Who wouldnātĀ want to make dolphin noises instead of getting written up?
Itās comfy: 100% soft, wearable sass. Perfect for work, home, or your next passive-aggressive family gathering.
Pro Tip: Pair this tee with a knowing smile and an occasional "eee-eee-eee!" sound for maximum comedic effect. Bonus points if you do it in meetings.
Ready to upgrade your vocabularyāand your wardrobe?Click that "Add to Cart" button and start speaking fluent dolphin today! š¬š¬š


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