The Official HEYYYYY Translator!
- cummingsjohn
- Aug 15
- 1 min read
(Yes, we studied this. No, we’re not sorry.)
HEY → WTF?The one you send when something smells fishy… or your friend just texted, “We need to talk.”
HEYY → Hi!Polite. Friendly. Probably safe to reply.
HEYYY → I like youThe “test the waters” flirty hey. May or may not involve a sly emoji. 👀
HEYYYY → I love youThe high-stakes hey. Tread carefully.
HEYYYYY → I’m drunkNo explanation needed. We’ve all been there.
Why This Tee is Basically a Social Survival Tool
Built for conversation – Icebreaker, awkward silencer, or friendship speed-pass. Your choice.
Soft, comfy cotton – Feels like a hug from your favorite “Heyyyy” sender.
Durable print – Because your social status might fade, but your t-shirt shouldn’t.
Ethically made – You can feel good while making things weird.
Who Needs This?
People who can start AND end an argument with a “Heyyyy.”
Texting pros who know one “Y” can change everything.
Social butterflies, introverts, and the perpetually awkward. (So… everyone.)
🗣️ Don’t make them guess your Y-count—wear it.Your friends will thank you. Strangers will understand you. And your texts will never be misread again.
👉 Grab yours here: HEYYYYY – One Word, Five Meanings, Endless Awkwardness
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