🏴‍☠️ Jolly Roger Breakfast: For Pirates Who Like Their Eggs Sunny Side Up

cummingsjohn
Jul 5
1 min read

Avast, ye landlubbers and carb-lovers! If you've ever woken up craving bacon, rebellion, and just a dash of noodly salvation, then you're clearly ready to upgrade your morning routine—with the Jolly Roger Breakfast Tee. 🍳☠️

🍝 Why This Tee Be FSM-Approved

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a declaration of dietary freedom. Featuring the iconic Jolly Roger twist with skull, bacon crossbones, and eggs sunny-side sinister, this beauty lets everyone know you're serious about breakfast... and irreverence.

Whether you're stirring the sauce or the system, this tee's got your back—literally. Soft, breathable cotton, a retail fit, and enough rebellious flair to make your Sunday brunch group question your sanity (and then ask where you got it).

🧭 Perfect For:

Raiding the fridge like a true breakfast buccaneer
Converting the masses (to Pastafarianism or just to the joys of second breakfast)
Wearing to work if your boss is cool or dangerously unaware
Religious holidays, like Talk Like a Pirate Day or National Pancake Day
Zoom calls, because why not?