Introducing: Sister Tituba’s Premium Witchcraft Brew T-Shirt

Raise a goblet—or at least an eyebrow—with the only tee that's been “brewing up trouble (and beer) in Salem, MA since 1692.” Whether you’re hexing your hops or conjuring cocktails, this shirt proclaims: “I’m here for the brews and the broomsticks.”

Casting the Perfect Tee Spell

• Material Magic: 100% cotton with a soft, bewitching feel. Medium-weight fabric? Ideal for surviving Salem’s unpredictable weather or layering under your cloak of invisibility

• Fit for Mortals & Magical Beings Alike: Classic fit that plays nice with cloaks, cardigans, and cauldrons alike. Runs true to size—unless you’re shifting shape

• Tag-Free Sorcery: Tear-away label ensures comfort—no spell required.

• Easy Care: Machine wash cold with like potions (i.e., colors). Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve your magical threads.

When to Wear: Your Coven’s Holiday Calendar

• Halloween Shenanigans: Ditch the plain broomsticks—this tee invites sly smiles at haunted house parties.

• Beer Festivals: Stand out among pumpkin ales and pumpkin spice. Let onlookers know your witchy priorities: “Pouring potions before pumpkin spice.”

• Coven Casual Fridays: When you’re not stirring cauldrons, drape yourself in comfort and sass.

Actionable Enchantment: Brew Up a Wardrobe

Here’s how to twist everyday occasions into spellbinding style moments:

Situation	Spell (a.k.a. Action)
Coffee Shop	Pair the tee with ripped jeans or comfy leggings: bonus points if you ask for a “cappuccino… with a hex of cinnamon.”
Witchy Movie Night	Layer with a flannel or shawl, brew popcorn, and let the tee do the talking: you’re here for cinematic spells and sips.
Casual Party	Rock the tee with a faux leather jacket. When someone asks, “Salem-themed party?” just wink and say, “Always.”—no elaboration needed.
Grocery Run	Jeans + sneakers + this tee = “I only needed milk, but I found magic instead.” Watch the mystified looks roll in.
Gift for Fellow Witch	Bonus: Pair it with a mini cauldron mug or pint glass. Because beer looks better when served with a side of witchcraft wit.

Summoning the Magic: Why You Must Grab One

1. Uniquely Historic: Who else can claim their brew tee goes back to the Salem witch trials in 1692? Only Sister Tituba.

2. Conversation Starter: Expect “Where’d you get that?!”—and be ready with “Oh, you know… Salem’s best-kept magical craft secret.”

3. All-Season Wear: Light enough for summer, layerable for winter—just like a good hex, it adapts.

4. Affordable Enchantment: At $19.83, it's more magical than a cauldron of gold—and less likely to burst into flames.

Final Spell: Your Call to Action

So go ahead—click “Add to Cart” and let Sister Tituba’s Premium Witchcraft Brew join your wardrobe. Whether it’s a Halloween party, a brewery crawl, or just a Tuesday craving some mischief, this tee is your portal to stylish enchantment.

Cheers, my witchy friend—may your brews be cold and your magic unfettered.