Embrace the Absolute Value of Style (and Positivity)

Let’s face it: sometimes life gives us negatives. Bad coffee, slow mornings, awkward small talk, the list goes on. But you? You’re not here for the negative vibes. You’re here to keep things absolutely positive. And your fashion should reflect that.

Enter the F(x) = |x| – Avoid Negativity t-shirt. It’s not just math—it’s a mantra.

Why This Tee Delivers

• Instant positivity boost. Seeing that symbol reminds you that in math, everything negative becomes positive—and so can your mindset.

• Geek-approved elegance. This is the shirt that says “I solve problems… and I look good doing it.”

• Daily mood booster. Whether you're stuck in a Monday meeting or binge-watching sci-fi, this tee turns grumpiness into a math joke.

Product Highlights

• Soft, durable cotton that supports your nerd adventures—from labs to lounges.

• High-contrast print—no need for 20/20 vision to get the pun.

• Unisex modern fit—because positivity should fit everyone.

• Sustainably printed and ethically sourced—our absolute style includes absolute responsibility.

How to Style It

• Pair with jeans and sneakers for “cool professor who knows things.”

• Layer under a blazer for “boardroom by day, coder by night” vibes.

• Throw on with workout gear for “early-morning yoga turned quantum meditation.”

Spread the Good Vibes

Want to share your positivity? Use this tee as your mood ambassador:

• Gift it to students, teachers, or anyone who needs a little mood math.

• Wear it on Zoom meetings for the best reactions.

• Tag @JAC3DStyle and show how you avoid negativity—we might feature you!

Ready to wear the absolute value of style?

Click Add to Cart and step into a world where negatives don’t add up.