You Are Being Monitored… by Them T-Shirt – Subtle Surveillance Humor Tee

You are being monitored.
…by them.
This t-shirt features a bold warning-sign inspired graphic with a quietly unsettling message that feels just a little too familiar. Clean, minimalist, and intentionally vague, it lets everyone decide for themselves who “them” really is—IT, algorithms, management, advertisers, or something more ominous.
Perfect for tech workers, office dwellers, remote employees, privacy-minded folks, and anyone who appreciates dry humor that rewards a second look. It’s not loud. It’s not flashy. It’s just… accurate.
Wear it to work.
Wear it at home.
They’ll notice.
⭐ Features
👁️ Minimalist surveillance-humor graphic design
⚠️ Warning-sign inspired layout with high contrast
👕 Comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear
🧠 Subtle, dry humor without being political or preachy
🎁 Great gift for tech workers, IT pros, engineers, and office humor fans
💬 Guaranteed conversation starter (explanations optional)
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on the design
Wash with like colors for best longevity


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean