Warning: Service Human On Duty – No Pets, Just Coffee

🚫 Do not pet. Do not feed. Definitely do not ask them how their day is going. This shirt is for every overworked, under-caffeinated human just trying to function without being treated like an emotional support extrovert. Whether you're navigating Monday meetings or dodging small talk at the store, let this tee do the talking. Perfect for introverts, retail warriors, and professional nope-doers.
🔔 Alert the public: Service Human is clocked in and running on caffeine and sarcasm. Approach with snacks.
Product Features
Seamless sides = smooth look, no itchy surprises.
Ribbed collar that bounces back better than your last situationship.
Reinforced shoulders for stability when you're carrying the emotional weight of your group chat.
Made with comfy, sturdy US-grown cotton—soft enough to nap in, tough enough for laundry day.
Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified, so your conscience stays as clean as your shirt.
Care Instructions
 
No dry cleaning (your shirt deserves better).
Skip the bleach (it’s not 2003).
Tumble dry on low like a chill adult.
Low-heat iron if wrinkles mess with your vibe.
Cold wash with similar colors. No rebels in the laundry basket.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean