Warning: Low Coffee = High Entropy T-Shirt – Science Humor Tee
Some warnings are learned through experience ☕⚠️
The Warning: Low Coffee = High Entropy T-Shirt applies a fundamental science principle to everyday life. Styled like an industrial safety label, this design delivers a clear message: when coffee levels drop, chaos increases.
With bold warning colors, a steaming coffee hazard icon, and high-contrast text, this shirt is made for engineers, programmers, students, scientists, and anyone who’s watched productivity degrade before caffeine injection.
Wear it to the office, the lab, class, or anywhere system stability matters.
⚙️ Features (Designed for Daily Operation)
✔ Soft, durable fabric suitable for repeated wear cycles
✔ High-contrast print for instant readability at distance
✔ Unisex fit designed for a wide operating range
✔ Holds shape under normal use conditions
✔ Compatible with casual, professional, and caffeine-critical environmentsEngineered for comfort while entropy is actively managed.
🧪 Care Instructions (Operate Within Specifications)
✔ Machine wash cold to preserve structural integrity
✔ Tumble dry low or hang dry for best performance
✔ Do not iron directly on warning label (thermal stress not recommended)
✔ Avoid excessive exposure to chaos before coffee
✔ Immediate coffee intake recommended if shirt message appliesProper care helps maintain long-term system stability.
Whether you’re debugging code, designing systems, or just trying to reach nominal operating conditions, this shirt serves as a friendly reminder:
Low coffee equals high entropy. Proceed accordingly.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

