Vogon Fleet Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Resistance is useless—but your fashion doesn’t have to be.
Whether you're reciting terrible poetry or bulldozing planets for hyperspace bypasses, this Vogon Fleet tee keeps you looking improbably cool across the galaxy. Built tough enough to survive a poetry reading and soft enough to nap through interstellar red tape.
This shirt is ideal for:
🚀 Bureaucrats with bad attitudes
📑 Paperwork warriors in deep space
📡 Hitchhikers who lost their towel (again)
Made with heavy cotton that won't disappear when the Earth does, a classic fit for all species, and zero appreciation for good taste (just like a Vogon’s verse).
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And for Zarquon’s sake—don’t forget to fill out Form 27B/6.
💥🛸 Vogon fashion approved. Human comfort guaranteed.