Vogon Constructor Fleet Black Mug, 15oz

Start your day with a mug that's more aggressive than a Vogon construction fleet.
This Vogon Fleet Black Mug is perfect for sipping your favorite brew while issuing planetary eviction notices or composing the third worst poetry in the galaxy.
☕ Built tough enough to survive hyperspace
📚 Holds enough caffeine to survive a Vogon poetry recital
🛸 Ideal for petty bureaucrats and unwilling hitchhikers alike
With a glossy black ceramic finish and a handle big enough for tentacled hands, this mug says:
"I may not have emotions, but I do have excellent beverage containment protocols."
Drink like a Vogon. Slurp with purpose. Destroy worlds (or meetings) one sip at a time.
 
💀 Warning: Reading the fine print aloud may summon poetry-induced trauma.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap