Visit Vogsphere - Enjoy the Queues - Black Ceramic Mug (11oz, 15oz)

Tired of spontaneity? Craving long lines, rubber stamps, and lost forms in triplicate? Then Vogsphere is your ultimate destination! This glossy black ceramic mug proudly invites you to “Visit Vogsphere – Enjoy the Queues”—because nothing says relaxation like waiting six solar cycles for a coffee permit.
Perfect for bureaucrats, hitchhikers, and lovers of red tape, this mug holds 11oz or 15oz of your preferred sanity-saving beverage. It's microwave-safe, dishwasher-friendly, and approved by at least three different departments after extensive internal review (and a stern memo).
 
Resistance is futile. Forms are eternal. Queue up your caffeine today!
🌀 Product Specs (Straight from the Vogon Supply Depot):
 
Forged from 100% bureaucracy-grade ceramic with a shiny, intergalactic gloss
Comes in two officially sanctioned queue-capacities: 11oz (Minor Wait) and 15oz (Major Delay)
Features a C-shaped handle—engineered for maximum grip during planetary audits
Microwave and dishwasher safe (pending department approval)
Absolutely lead and BPA-free (unlike the Vogon cafeteria food)
 
 
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
 
 
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap