☕ Veni, Vidi, Laevus – The Mug That Masters the Awkward

You came. You saw. You… made it awkward. And now you can sip your coffee while fully embracing your social superpowers with the Veni, Vidi, Laevus mug. Perfect for history buffs, Latin lovers, and anyone whose idea of “conquering” involves knocking over the snack table at the company party.
11oz & 15oz options—because the size of your caffeine intake is directly proportional to the level of awkwardness you can survive.
Glossy ceramic finish—for a conqueror’s shine.
Microwave & dishwasher safe—because unlike your social interactions, cleanup should be easy.
Bold Latin + cheeky English translation—guaranteed to spark conversation… and possibly regret.
Gift it to your favorite historian, office jokester, or that friend who thinks “networking” means hiding in the corner. This isn’t just a mug—it’s a battle cry for the socially sideways.
 
Conquer mornings your way—awkwardly. 🏛️
Add to cart now before the moment passes (and you trip over it).


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap