Veni, Vidi, Laevus – Master of Awkward Victories

Julius Caesar might’ve conquered nations, but you conquer… uncomfortable silences. This shirt declares your proudest skill: "I came, I saw, I made it awkward"—in faux-Latin worthy of a toga party gone sideways. Ideal for history nerds, language lovers, and anyone who’s ever turned a smooth moment into an “uhhh…” masterpiece.
⚔ Nerd cred built-in – faux-Latin for peak scholarly snark
 💬 Guaranteed conversation starter – results may include nervous laughter
 👕 Premium comfort – for quick, graceful (or not) exits from awkward scenes
Product Features:
Shoulder tape for added durability and stability (holds strong even when your confidence doesn’t).
Seamless design reduces fabric waste and ups the aesthetic appeal.
Elastic ribbed collar keeps its shape through every awkward encounter.
Crafted from soft, strong cotton—perfect for printing history’s most uncomfortable truth.
Ethically sourced US cotton, so you can feel good about feeling weird.
Care Instructions:
Non-chlorine bleach as needed (especially after sweaty public speeches).
Do not iron (awkward moments don’t smooth out anyway).
Do not dry clean (you can’t dry clean history).
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) – awkwardness washes right out.
Tumble dry low – because high heat is for high drama, not t-shirts.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean