Udderly Awesome Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Moo-ve over, boring tees—this one’s got udder charm! Featuring a retro sunset and the unmistakable silhouette of glorious cow udders, this shirt milks every drop of style and sass. Whether you're a dairy enthusiast, a farm-fresh fashionista, or just love a good pun, this tee is cream of the crop.
Perfect for state fairs, cow-tipping debates, or casual brunches where you want to say, “Yes, I’m lactose tolerant—with flair.”
So go ahead—be bold, be bovine, be udderly unforgettable.
🧀 Features:
100% cotton – softer than a calf’s whisper
Vintage-style print for peak moo-mentum
Classic fit that hugs like a hay bale
Tear-away label (because scratchy tags are pasture prime)
Runs true to size, whether you’re grazing or lazing
This shirt is legend-dairy. Add to cart before it’s pasture bedtime! 🐄🌄
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |