Towel Day - Don't Panic Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Celebrate the most towel-worthy day in the galaxy with this “Don’t Panic” tee, ideal for hitchhikers, earthlings, and mildly startled space travelers. Whether you're navigating bureaucratic hellscapes or dodging unexpected poetry readings, this shirt says you’re prepared (or at least pretending to be). Soft, comfy, and nerd-approved — just remember where your towel is.
Perfect for hoopy froods. Not recommended for Vogons.
Product Features
Crafted from 100% cotton for a comfy, breathable fit (fiber content may vary for space-time anomalies aka colors)
Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) that’s just right for terrestrial or intergalactic lounging
Classic fit — like it was made for you by the Infinite Improbability Drive
Tear-away label means no itchy distractions while fleeing from Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts
Fits true to size — unless you've been dimension-hopping again
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |