The Integral of Life Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$12.99Price
he Integral of Life: It’s Addictive.
Whether you're summing up the universe or just trying to find meaning between the limits, this tee is for you. Featuring a nerd-approved integral symbol that boldly declares ∫life dx — it’s the calculus of cool. Perfect for mathletes, science geeks, and pun-loving professors alike.
Slip it on before your next exam, lecture, or existential crisis. Because life is an equation — and you're solving it in style.
- Crafted from 100% cotton — like nature intended (fiber blend may vary slightly, just like your exam results)
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) – not too light, not too heavy, just mathematically optimal
- Classic fit – like the standard model of comfort
- Tear-away label – because the only thing that should scratch you is your last calculus problem
- Fits true to size – unlike your expectations on finals week
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |