Tentative Office Hours (Bring Salt) T-Shirt – Arcane Academia Edition
Some professors post office hours.
Others draw circles.The Tentative Office Hours (Bring Salt) t-shirt blends dry academic humor with eldritch preparedness. Featuring a glowing arcane sigil beneath the politely ominous warning, this design is made for mythology teachers, dark academia enthusiasts, fantasy readers, dungeon masters, and anyone whose research may require containment protocol.
Minimal design. Academic energy. Slightly supernatural undertone.
Wear it to lectures.
Wear it to conventions.
Wear it while calmly insisting summoning is strictly extracurricular.Because your schedule may be tentative.
The wards are not.📜 Product Features
100% cotton (solid colors) for breathable, everyday comfort
Mid-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) fabric — structured but soft
Tubular construction (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced waste
Ribbed knit collar with shoulder twill tape to retain shape through repeated advisement sessions
Dual-print method: DTG for crisp sigil detail; DTF for small accent elements
Tear-away label for distraction-free wear
Oeko-Tex certified fabric — ethically produced and safety tested
EU 2-year warranty (ironically not voided by summoning)
🧼 Care Instructions (Ward Maintenance)
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Do not iron
Do not dry clean
Salt circle optional.
Laundry discipline recommended.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean