Statistically Spooky: Paranormal vs Gaussian Tee

Finally, a shirt that distributes both intelligence and haunt-based humor. Featuring a classic Gaussian bell curve side-by-side with its spectral cousin—the Paranormal Distribution (yes, complete with a ghostly peak)—this tee is perfect for statisticians, physicists, data nerds, and anyone who enjoys a little supernatural standard deviation.
Wear it to class, conferences, or séances. Just be warned: it's so clever, even your ghostwriter might get jealous.
Product Features:
 
100% combed ringspun cotton for maximum comfort
Light-to-midweight fabric—statistically proven to feel amazing
Tear-away label (because even nerds hate itchy tags)
Perfect fit for both right- and left-skewed body types
Runs true to size—unlike your last regression model


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean