🥛🌱 "Soy Milk" T-Shirt – Udderly Plant-Based.

Because why not give the beans some... dairy flair?
This shirt brings the moo to tofu with a hilariously adorable twist—soybeans with udders. Yup, it’s weird. It’s cute. It’s soy you. Perfect for plant-based pun lovers, lactose-intolerant legends, and anyone who enjoys confusing strangers at the grocery store.
Why it slaps (gently, like a soybean):
– Super soft cotton that hugs like a warm bowl of edamame
– Eye-catching design for max “wait… what?” moments
– Unisex fit for all dairy-free dreamers
– Perfect convo starter for vegans, vegetarians, and chaos gremlins alike
 
🛒 Add to cart and let the world know: your milk comes with a side of soy sass.
 
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Width, in
18.50
20.51
22.52
24.49
26.50
28.50
30.51
32.52
Length, in
28.50
29.49
30.51
31.50
32.52
33.50
34.49
35.51
Sleeve length, in
7.01
7.48
7.99
8.39
8.86
9.76
10.24
10.75
 


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean