🐌 "Snail Crossing" Tee – Warning: May Cause Delays

Slow and steady... is a lifestyle. This tee lets the world know you're not in a hurry—and proud of it. Featuring a hilarious cartoon-style snail in a bold caution sign, it's perfect for lazy days, chill vibes, and anyone who believes speed is overrated. Whether you're dodging responsibilities or just strolling through life like a land-bound legend, this shirt says it all... very slowly.
Why it’s a slow-motion win:
Ultra-soft cotton for max comfort during power naps
Classic fit that goes with everything—eventually
Eye-catching design that turns heads (at a relaxed pace)
Great for introverts, nap enthusiasts, and professional meanderers
 
🚧 Add to cart and let ‘em know: fast is for amateurs. This is snail season, baby. 🐌🔥

Care Instructions (because even slow fashion needs love):
🧺 Machine wash cold—snails and shirts prefer it chill (max 30°C / 90°F)
🚫 No ironing—wrinkles are part of the charm
💨 Tumble dry low—like, snail-level low
🚫 No dry cleaning—this shirt doesn’t do fancy
🧼 Bleach only if you really have to (non-chlorine only, please)
 
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean