Snail Crossing Ceramic Mug - Proceed with Caffeine. Slowly.

Start your day at a snail’s pace (literally) with this hilariously cute mug featuring a cartoon-style snail in a bold caution sign. Whether you're a slow sipper, a late riser, or just not built for mornings, this mug gets you. Perfect for coffee, tea, or that 3PM energy crisis you didn’t plan for.
Why it slaps in slow motion:
Glossy ceramic finish for high-speed style (by snail standards)
Microwave & dishwasher safe—zero shell-abration needed
11oz & 15oz sizes for slow or extra-slow mornings
Adorably weird. Just like you.
 
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap