Simplified Periodic Table Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

🧪 Alchemy for the Modern Nerd
Why memorize 118 elements when you’ve already mastered the important ones—like sarcasm, caffeine, and WTFium? This tee simplifies the periodic table and your wardrobe. Ideal for aspiring alchemists, chemistry dropouts, and potion brewers who prefer their science with a side of snark.
 
Crafted from 100% ethically grown US cotton, this shirt is conjured from medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) that's comfy enough for year-round wear and tough enough to survive any questionable experiments. The classic fit and timeless crew neckline blend in everywhere from casual covens to semi-formal summoning circles.
 
Worried about itchy labels interfering with your elemental focus? Fear not. The tear-away tag ensures a scratch-free experience, while Gildan’s Oeko-Tex and US Cotton Trust certifications prove this shirt was made with ethical care—not dark magic.
⚗️ Transmute your wardrobe today. Side effects may include spontaneous laughter and envy from chemistry teachers.