Simple Periodic Table Black Mug (11oz, 15oz)
☕ Brew Like an Alchemist—Simplified
Why juggle 118 elements on the periodic table when you can sip your morning potion with just the essentials—Caffeine, Snark, Chaos, and maybe a dash of “I Can’t Even-ium”? This mug is your shortcut to turning groggy Mondays into magical awakenings.
Made from 100% ceramic with a glossy black finish, this mystical vessel is available in 11oz and 15oz sizes—perfect for everything from elixirs to espresso. The C-shaped handle fits even the most cursed fingers, and it’s microwave and dishwasher safe, because real alchemists don’t hand-wash.
And yes, it's lead and BPA-free, so you won’t accidentally invent a new element called Regret.
🧪 Great for classrooms, cauldrons, or coffee-fueled labs—this mug brings a little elemental mischief to every sip. Simplify your table. Complicate your brews.

