Screw the Safety Protocols! I Want Superpowers Ceramic Black Mug, 15oz

Why wait for OSHA clearance when you can chug questionable chemicals and hope for the best? Whether you're sipping coffee, gamma radiation, or alien goo, this mug is your daily dose of recklessness and caffeine. Perfect for mad scientists, chaotic good engineers, or anyone one lab mishap away from greatness.
 
Channel your inner Superpowers today!
 
⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include flight, laser vision, and a total disregard for lab rules. Use irresponsibly.
🖤 Crafted from sleek black ceramic with a glossy finish that means business
☕ Features a comfy C-shaped handle that hugs your hand just right
✅ 100% lead and BPA-free—because power shouldn’t come with poison
 
 
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
 
 
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap