Respect the Science – Because Gravity Doesn’t Care About Your Feelings Tee
Tired of arguing with people who think Wi-Fi causes moon phases? Slip into our “Respect the Science” tee and let your shirt do the peer-reviewed smackdown. Perfect for lab rats, data nerds, and anyone who knows Newton wasn’t just that fig guy. Whether you’re explaining climate change for the 87th time or sipping coffee while muttering “correlation ≠ causation,” this shirt’s your mic drop moment.
Features:
100% ringspun cotton – softer than your opponent’s argument
Crisp, bold print that survives countless wash-and-learn cycles
Retail fit: not too tight, not too loose, just scientifically optimal
Tear-away label – because comfort is a constant
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
