Portland Frog Mug – Came for the Files, Stayed for the Unrest
Hop into your morning rebellion with a wink and a sip! This cheeky frog didn’t just come for the flies — it came for the files, stayed for the unrest, and now it’s fueling your caffeine-powered commentary. Perfect for Portlanders, free thinkers, and anyone who laughs at chaos before 9 a.m.
Whether you’re stirring up the system or just stirring your coffee, this mug’s got you covered in style and irony.
🌿 Product Features:
🐸 High-gloss ceramic finish with a design that sticks it to the man and your morning routine
🎨 Crisp, high-resolution print that survives more revolutions (and dish cycles) than most ideologies
☕ Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes — for both casual sippers and caffeine radicals
💻 Microwave-safe, because rebellion shouldn’t be cold
🧼 Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup after your daily dose of dissent
💧 Care Instructions:
Dishwasher safe, but hand washing keeps the revolution looking fresh
Microwave safe — perfect for reheating that protest-fueled coffee
Avoid bleach or harsh scrubbers (this frog prefers peaceful resistance)
Handle with care — and maybe a hint of sarcasm
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
