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Coffee Elemental White Ceramic Mug

"Periodic Mug of Awesomeness" – Caffeine, Snark, Chaos & Later

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Why settle for boring coffee cups when you can sip from the scientifically perfect combination of elements that make mornings (and life) bearable? This mug’s exclusive table of essential compounds includes:

42 Ca – Caffeine – Because the answer to everything really is coffee.
😏 13 Sn – Snark – Adds flavor sharper than your coworker’s “helpful” emails.
🌪 –273.15i Ch – Chaos – The absolute zero of chill.
🕒 ? L – Later – For tasks, deadlines, and responsibilities.

Perfect for lab rats, sci-fi fans, or anyone who wants their coffee with a side of quantum-level sass. Whether you’re conquering equations or just Monday, this mug fuels the mind and the mischief.

Features:

  • Premium ceramic for hot or cold experiments

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

  • Holds enough coffee to attempt time travel

  • Guaranteed to trigger nerdy conversations

 

Get yours now—because Later is not a valid caffeine delivery schedule.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap



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