People Against Goodness and Normalcy Black Mug, 11 &15oz

Just the mug, ma’am. Or sir. Or oddly cloaked cult member.
Introducing the People Against Goodness And Normalcy (P.A.G.A.N.) mug — the official* beverage holder of trench coat-wearing detectives who’ve seen way too much weirdness before lunch.
Sip your brew like a true believer in chaos and caffeine. Whether you're decoding goat-based conspiracies, interrogating a llama in a fez, or just filing TPS reports, this 15oz ceramic classic says, “I reject your societal norms — and also need more coffee.”
Product Features:
🔥 Black ceramic with a glossy finish — sleek enough for undercover ops
☕ 15 ounces of unfiltered truth serum (or coffee, whatever works)
💀 BPA & lead-free — because actual evil is non-dishwasher-safe
💼 Easy-grip C-handle — optimized for dramatically slamming down mid-rant
Perfect for meetings of the inner circle, late-night stakeouts, or casual summoning rituals.
 
P.A.G.A.N. mug: Because goodness is overrated, and normalcy is for amateurs.
(Not officially sanctioned by Dragnet, Tom Hanks, or Dan Aykroyd. But they’d probably approve.)


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap