Panic Carefully – Escape Ladder Tee for Cautious Chaos

Why rush your meltdown when you can Panic Carefully? This shirt brings you the perfect blend of mistranslation magic and emergency exit vibes with “避難はしご” (escape ladder) proudly displayed above the calmest crisis advice ever printed.
Whether you’re navigating life, stairs, or existential dread, this tee reminds the world: it’s not the panic that matters—it’s the form.
Perfect for language nerds, anxious introverts, and anyone who’s ever read a fire safety sign and thought, “Same.”
 
This unisex tee is your panic plan and fashion base layer all in one.
Built for everyday mayhem and misadventure, it’s made from smooth, tightly spun cotton that’s basically a blank canvas for bold statements (like "Panic Carefully"). No side seams = no scratchy nonsense under your arms. Shoulder tape adds durability, so your shirt doesn’t bail during your next mild meltdown.
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
.: Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²)
.: Classic fit for everyday chaos
.: Tear-away label (because tags are a crime)
.: Runs true to size, even when life doesn’t
 
 
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Width, in
17.99
20.00
21.97
23.98
25.98
27.99
30.04
31.97
Length, in
28.00
29.00
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Sleeve length, in
7.24
7.76
8.23
8.74
9.25
9.76
10.24
10.75