"Panic Carefully" – Mistranslation Masterpiece Mug (11oz & 15oz)
When life gives you emergencies… panic carefully. Inspired by the infamous Japanese safety mistranslation, this mug brings chaotic calm to your morning routine. Featuring “避難はしご” (escape ladder) with the delightful English twist “Panic Carefully,” it’s perfect for caffeine-fueled existential spirals, office humor, or gifting your most anxious friend.
Because sometimes, the best plan is no plan—just coffee and caution.
Product Features:
Premium black ceramic with a sleek, glossy finish
Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes—panic in small or large doses
C-shaped handle for easy gripping, even mid-crisis
Microwave & dishwasher safe for low-maintenance disasters
Lead and BPA-free—because health comes first, even in chaos
Care Instructions:
Top-rack dishwasher safe or hand wash with warm water and mild soap
Safe for microwave use (panic reheating encouraged)
Brew, sip, and embrace the mistranslated madness.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

