Certified Orgasm Donor – First Aid for the Bedroom -Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

No CPR certification required—just a generous spirit and a well-timed sense of humor. This “Orgasm Donor” tee is for the bold, the brave, and the bedroom heroes who always come to the rescue (pun absolutely intended). Whether you're handing out pleasure or just handing out laughs, this shirt is guaranteed to raise pulses and eyebrows.
Perfect for parties, bachelorette debauchery, or casual wear that causes double-takes at the grocery store. Gift it to that one friend who thinks they’re God’s gift to mankind—or wear it yourself if the shoe… fits.
Features:
100% cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Medium-weight fabric for comfort and durability
Classic fit that hugs in all the right places
Tear-away label for maximum pleasure—err, comfort
Runs true to size (because size does matter)
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like-minded garments
Tumble dry low, like your standards on a Friday night
Do not bleach, unless you're ghosting your ex