One Fifth, Two Fifths, Red Fifth, Blue Fifth T-Shirt – Whimsical Humor Tee

One fifth, two fifths,
Red fifth, blue fifth—
Add them together…
Yep. That’s the truth, fifth.
This shirt is a playful nod to whiskey math, told in a whimsical, rhyme-forward style inspired by classic children’s books—but very much intended for adults who know what a “fifth” actually means.
Each fraction adds up just right, because whether you’re counting ounces, colors, or questionable life decisions, the math always comes out to 100%.
Perfect for whiskey lovers, math nerds, book lovers with a sense of humor, and anyone who enjoys clever wordplay served neat (or on the rocks).
Smart. Silly. Slightly irresponsible.
⭐ Features
🥃 Whiskey-themed fraction humor (yes, it adds up to 100%)
📐 Math joke meets literary whimsy
🎨 Colorful, playful design with clever contrast
👕 Comfortable everyday fit for bars, parties, and casual chaos
🎁 Great gift for whiskey fans, math nerds, teachers, and pun lovers
🧠 Guaranteed conversation starter (explanations may vary)
🎯 Perfect For
Whiskey & bourbon lovers
Math and science humor fans
Book lovers with grown-up taste
Bars, tastings, parties, and game nights
People who enjoy jokes that require just a little explanation


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean