No Peace Duck Ceramic Mug 15oz

Quack if You’re Unsettled. ☕🦆
This isn’t your average duck. With wide eyes and war in its heart, the No Peace Duck has had it with world peace—and your morning meetings. This 15oz ceramic mug brings just the right dose of adorable unease to your coffee routine.
Perfect for sipping while plotting, pacing, or just wondering what that duck knows that you don’t. Dishwasher safe. Microwave safe. Emotionally? Questionable.
Warning: May incite existential squawking.
 
Product Specs (for the chaos-curious):
Glorious white ceramic—pure, like the calm before the duck
15oz of caffeinated potential (or decaf disappointment)
Rounded corners for smooth sips and sinister grins
C-handle—because D-handles are for quitters
Lead and BPA-free, but definitely not duck-free