Death Won’t Zero Me Out – -4⁰ Math Humor Mug

Drink up, dark humor enthusiasts — this mug reminds the universe you’re still a positive constant, even when things go negative. Whether you’re battling deadlines or the void itself, your morning coffee just got a little more meaningful (and mathematically accurate).
 
Features:
Glossy ceramic finish for that “I still exist” shine
Vibrant, long-lasting print that won’t fade under pressure
Microwave-safe for your midlife reheats
Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup after deep thoughts
Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes — because death defiance comes in all capacities
Care Instructions:
Dishwasher or hand wash with warm water and mild soap
Avoid bleach or abrasive scrubbing (math jokes last longer that way)
Safe for microwaving during late-night existential crises