Mug - Brave New World Inspired Dystopian Design

🧪 Caffeinate. Conform. Consume. Repeat.
In a world of stability and soma, rebellion starts with a hot cup of "No, thanks—I think for myself." This Brave New World–inspired mug is your daily dose of dystopian sass, brewed to perfection in a sleek, glossy black ceramic that’s anything but Alpha-approved.
☕ Why it's better than soma (barely):
11oz or 15oz sizes—because emotional suppression takes a lot of caffeine
Microwave & dishwasher safe (unlike your individuality)
C-handle for full grip during identity crises
Glossy black finish darker than the Director’s secrets
💊 Perfect for: Morning mantras like “Ending is better than mending” and passive-aggressive eye contact with coworkers who still think the system works.
 
Grab yours now—before they recondition you.
Because even in a chemically controlled utopia, sarcasm is not yet outlawed. 😈☕📘


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap