Mostly Harmless - Earth’s Official Yelp Review Tee

Congratulations, traveler — you’ve unlocked the fashion equivalent of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. This shirt proudly proclaims Earth’s ultimate cosmic rating: “Mostly Harmless.”
Perfect for interstellar hitchhikers, galactic misfits, or anyone who enjoys dropping nerdy sci-fi references while pretending not to care. Whether you’re sipping Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, dodging Vogon poetry, or just waiting for the bus, this shirt guarantees at least one knowing chuckle from the initiated.
👉 Wear it ironically. Wear it proudly. Wear it before the planet gets demolished for a hyperspace bypass.
👕 Product Features:
Shoulder tape keeps the seams stable — no accidental warp jumps.
Seamless design = reduced waste & smoother cosmic vibes.
Elastic ribbed collar that snaps back, even after surviving the towel wash cycle.
Soft, durable 100% ethically sourced cotton — feels good whether on Earth or Magrathea.
Vibrant print designed to outlast multiple trips around the sun.
🧼 Care Instructions:
 
Machine wash: cold (max 30C/90F) — no boiling in hyperspace plasma vents.
Tumble dry: low heat (or let it dry in zero-G).
Do not bleach (unless you want a “white dwarf” look).
Do not iron directly on the print (Vogon safety protocols forbid it).
Do not dry clean (your cleaner won’t get the reference anyway).


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean