Jolly Roger Breakfast Black Mug, 15oz

☠️ Jolly Roger Breakfast Mug: For Mornings That Require a Mutiny
Raise the black flag and the caffeine level, because the Jolly Roger Breakfast Mug is here to rescue your mornings from the doldrums of bland beverages and boring dishware. ⚓☕🍳
🥓 Start Your Day Like a Rebel
Featuring a delightfully unhinged skull with bacon crossbones and egg eyes, this mug is for the bold souls who believe breakfast should be served with a side of piracy—and possibly heresy. Whether you're worshipping at the altar of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or just seriously into protein, this mug gets it.
Crafted in sleek, black ceramic and big enough for a serious 15oz of brew, it’s microwave-safe, dishwasher-friendly, and 100% lead and BPA-free—because pirates may plunder, but they don’t mess with toxins. 💀☕💅
🍳 Ideal For:
Grumbling into your first cup while plotting your escape from adulting
Morning rituals that include hot coffee and mutinous thoughts
Pastafarian sermons, Sunday brunches, or early raids on the pantry
Gifting to that one friend who always sides with the pirates
⚓ Warning:
Drinking from this mug may result in spontaneous “Arrr!” exclamations, daydreams of tropical islands, or joining a food-based cult.
🧭 Sail Into Flavor
Don’t just sip—swashbuckle. The Jolly Roger Breakfast Mug turns every cup of coffee into a battle cry. Join the caffeinated crew, defy the norm, and pledge allegiance to carbs, chaos, and the cosmic colander.
 
RAmen.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap