T-shirt with the phrase ‘I Survived the Derry Circle’ and a caution-style roundabout sign showing five entrances and exits.

🌀 I Survived the Derry Traffic Circle Tee – Wear Your Trauma Proudly

$15.82

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Not all heroes wear capes. Some just merge like champions. If you’ve escaped the chaos vortex that is Derry’s infamous five-way traffic circle with your vehicle—and sanity—intact, this shirt is your wearable medal of honor.

Perfect for locals, ex-locals, or anyone who’s ever questioned the existence of traffic laws while doing three laps and praying to the yield gods. Whether you're sipping Dunkin’ or shouting directions no one asked for—this tee is for survivors only.

Product Features:

100% combed cotton (soft like the mercy you didn’t receive at entry lane #4)
Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) perfect for layering or fleeing the scene
Classic fit that runs true to size—unlike your sense of direction
Tear-away label (because you've torn away from the madness)
Durable shoulder taping to withstand the weight of your circle trauma

Throw it on, spin in place, and confuse strangers—just like the real thing.
#DerrySurvivor #MergeOrDie #YieldMeStrength

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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Shipping Policy - Once an order is received it is immediately processed and will ship out in 2-3 business days. International orders may take longer to recieve.