I Don't Give a Schnitzel Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Crank up the cuteness and the sass—this kawaii schnitzel isn’t here for your drama. Featuring an adorable breaded bite with attitude, this tee proudly declares: "I don’t give a schnitzel!" Whether you're serving up sarcasm or just hungry for laughs, this shirt is your crispy comeback in cotton form. Perfect for foodies, pun-lovers, and anyone with zero schnitz to give. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Just don’t forget the dipping sauce. 🧄🍋👕
Crafted for comfort and sass, this tee is smooth as a schnitzel’s comeback. No annoying side seams to cramp your style, and reinforced shoulders keep things from falling apart—unlike your last relationship. With a classic fit, medium-weight cotton, and tear-away label, it's as dependable as your favorite food pun. Runs true to size, so you can wear your schnitzel pride loud and crisp.
Specs:
100% cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²)
Classic fit with attitude
Tear-away label for max comfort
Fits like a charm—no surprises