You Can't Have Happiness Without Saying Penis Black Mug

Happiness Starts with a "P" – Mug of Joy & Slightly Inappropriate Wisdom

$11.99

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Let’s be honest — you can’t spell “happiness” without a little... penis. This hilarious mug is here to remind you (and everyone around you) that joy sometimes comes with a dash of anatomical accuracy and a splash of caffeine. Perfect for office rebels, brunch philosophers, and anyone who giggles at spelling rules and double meanings.

Sip with sass, gift with gusto, and spread a little "P" with your positivity. (We meant penis. Still funny.)

🔍 Product Features:

Made from glossy 100% ceramic for bold, unapologetic prints
Available in two sizes: 11oz for polite giggles, 15oz for full-blown cackles
C-shaped handle for a comfortable grip during awkward HR conversations
Microwave and dishwasher safe
Lead and BPA-free — only your humor is dangerous

🧼 Care Instructions:

Clean in dishwasher (top rack preferred) or hand wash with warm water and dish soap — because good jokes deserve a clean mug.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

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Shipping Policy - Once an order is received it is immediately processed and will ship out in 2-3 business days. International orders may take longer to recieve.