Goest Forth and Self-Propagate Tee – Ye Olde Mic Drop

For the sophisticated savage who prefers their insults with a side of Shakespeare.
This "Goest Forth and Self-Propagate" tee delivers the perfect blend of class and sass — a poetic way of saying “go f*** yourself” without ruffling too many petticoats.
👑 Old English vibes
😈 Modern-day attitude
👕 Soft, breathable fabric for maximum passive-aggressive comfort
📏 Available in sizes for every bold bard
 
Whether you're fending off foolishness or just feeling extra eloquent, this shirt lets you throw shade with flourish.
🛒 Thou shalt cop thine own → before it doth vanish into the night.
🧵 Fabric & Fit Deets:
 
100% Airlume combed & ringspun cotton — softer than your ex’s apologies (fiber content may vary for spicy color choices)
Lightweight feel at 4.2 oz/yd² — breezy enough for shade-throwing
Retail fit — flattering, not boxy
Tear-away label — because scratchy tags are the real villain
Fits true to size — just like your comebacks
 
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width, in
16.50
17.99
20.00
22.01
24.02
25.98
27.99
30.00
Length, in
27.01
27.99
29.02
30.00
31.02
32.01
32.99
33.98
Sleeve length, in
8.62
8.90
9.17
9.45
9.72
10.00
10.39
10.79
 


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean