F(x) = |x| – The Absolute Value of Style

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Turn every minus into a plus. This nerd-approved tee flaunts F(x)=|x| with the tagline “Avoid Negativity”—a wearable reminder that the range is non-negative and the vibes are strictly upward. Perfect for mathletes, data nerds, teachers, and anyone who loves a clean proof and a cleaner fit. Rock it to class, the lab, or your next stand-up (meeting or mic).

Soft, durable cotton for all-day problem solving
Crisp, high-contrast print (readable from the back row)
Unisex, modern fit—comfort that converges
Great gift for STEM fans, teachers, and pun collectors

Ready to take the absolute value of your wardrobe? Add to cart and avoid negativity.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Shipping Policy - Once an order is received it is immediately processed and will ship out in 2-3 business days. International orders may take longer to recieve.