🦆 Ducktionary Mug – For Quackademics Only!
Ever been adbuckted? Suffered a sudden deducktion? Or fallen victim to unexpected seducktion? Then you, friend, are fluent in Ducktionary. 🦆💬
This hilarious mug breaks down the essential terminology for duck enthusiasts, pun lovers, and linguistic quackheads alike. Whether you're into inducktions or producktions, this coffee companion has you covered with side-splitting definitions like:
Adbucktion – Ducknapping. Highly illegal.
Deducktion – Duck removal. Often emotionally devastating.
Inducktion – Inserting a duck. (Don't ask.)
Producktion – Making a duck. It’s science.
Reducktion – Copying a duck. A+ for effort.
Seducktion – Wooing a duck. Feather ruffling included.
Perfect for teachers, punsters, or anyone who thinks ducks deserve their own dictionary (they do).
🫖 Available in 11oz & 15oz
🦆 Dishwasher & microwave safe
📚 Pairs well with your morning brew and a honking good laugh
Quack up your kitchen—grab yours today and join the flock!
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

