Do You Know Where Your Towel Is? Babel Fish Mug - Morning Brew Translator
Ever wished you could understand Vogon poetry, decipher alien shopping lists, or just keep up with your coworkers in meetings? Slip a Babel Fish mug over your desk, and suddenly all those weird sound waves (a.k.a. office jargon, cryptic tech talk, or your cat yelling at you) transform into one clear, universal truth: “Do you know where your towel is?”
It’s witty, nerdy, and undeniably hoopy—a daily reminder that the universe is vast, confusing, and infinitely better with coffee. Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, interstellar travelers, or anyone fluent in sarcasm and caffeine.
🌟 Features:
Premium ceramic build, sturdy enough to survive light years (or at least your dishwasher).
Glossy finish for galaxy-level shine.
Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes (because some mornings require a full nebula of caffeine).
Microwave and dishwasher safe—because time is relative, but coffee should be easy.
Vibrant, detailed print of the Babel Fish perched over an ear with sound waves in → wisdom out.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Safe for dishwasher & microwave (don’t panic).
For best longevity across space and time, hand wash occasionally to keep the Babel Fish bright.
Towel not included. (You do know where it is, right?)
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap