Dark Matter Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

⚛️ Think you’ve mastered the elements? Think again. Introducing Dark Matter—now appearing on the periodic table with a mass of –15.999i (because imaginary numbers are totally real) and an atomic weight of ∞ (because the universe doesn’t play by your lab manual).
This shirt is perfect for physicists, chemists, and anyone who’s ever yelled "SCIENCE!" into the void. Whether you're bending spacetime or just bending the rules of casual fashion, this tee lets everyone know you're rocking the most mysterious element of them all.
👕 Warning: May cause gravitational attraction.
💥 Bonus: 0% mass, 100% style.
 
🧪 This unisex heavy cotton tee is your wardrobe’s scientific constant—stable, reliable, and ready to defy fashion entropy. It’s the launchpad for casual style experiments and spontaneous style reactions. With no side seams, you won’t be dealing with any friction under the arms—just smooth comfort and Newton-approved motion. Shoulder tape ensures it’s built to outlast even the most intense laundry vortex.
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• 100% cotton (fiber content may vary by color—because quantum threads)
• Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) that balances mass and comfort
• Classic fit for maximum fashion symmetry
• Tear-away label for irritation-free results
• Runs true to size—no theoretical anomalies here