Dark Matter Black Mug, 11 or 15oz

☕ Dark Matter Mug – Because what fuels you might be unobservable, but it's definitely strong enough to warp your morning.
This mug holds the mysterious essence of cosmic chaos with a dash of caffeine. Featuring the elusive "Dark Matter" as an element—mass: –15.999i, atomic weight: ∞—it’s the only ceramic vessel capable of handling complex numbers and complex emotions before 9 a.m. Perfect for physicists, overthinkers, and beings from other dimensions.
🌌 Product Features
 
Solid ceramic construction (not quantum foam)
Glossy finish so smooth it bends light (well, kind of)
Dishwasher & microwave safe, because even dark energy likes convenience
Available in 11oz & 15oz—depending on your gravitational pull
Lead & BPA-free (we’re chaotic, not careless)


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap