"Dark Humor Is Like Food. Not Everyone Gets It." Black Coffee Cup
Dark Humor Is Like Food. Not Everyone Gets It.
Warning: Contents may be hot. Humor may be inappropriate.
Some people like their coffee dark. Others prefer their humor even darker.
This black ceramic coffee mug features a bold yellow warning sign delivering a brutally honest observation: "Dark Humor Is Like Food. Not Everyone Gets It."
It's the perfect combination of caffeine, sarcasm, and questionable taste. Whether you're surviving another Monday morning, enduring an unnecessarily long meeting, or simply enjoying the uncomfortable silence after a perfectly timed joke, this mug makes your sense of humor abundantly clear.
Available in 11 oz and 15 oz capacities, because some mornings require more coffee—and considerably less human interaction.
Perfect for lovers of dark comedy, sarcastic coworkers, and anyone whose sense of humor occasionally requires a warning label.
Remember: Offense is taken, not given. Coffee, however, is served.
Product Features (Proceed With Caution)
Premium black ceramic: A sleek, glossy finish that matches your coffee and possibly your soul.
Two sizes available: Choose the 11 oz for everyday sarcasm or the 15 oz for those days when humanity tests your patience.
Bold warning-sign graphic: High-contrast yellow and black artwork ensures your questionable humor doesn't go unnoticed.
Comfortable C-shaped handle: Because gripping your coffee shouldn't require anger management.
Durable printed design: Made to keep the joke looking sharp through countless questionable mornings.
Perfect novelty gift: Ideal for coworkers, friends, coffee addicts, and anyone who appreciates humor served without a filter.
Care Instructions (Because Even Dark Humor Needs Maintenance)
Dishwasher: Use the dishwasher if your mug's manufacturer-approved care specifications permit it. Hand washing is recommended to help preserve the artwork.
Microwave: Follow the manufacturer's microwave-safety instructions.
Hand washing: Clean with warm water, mild dish soap, and a soft sponge. No interrogation required.
Avoid abrasive scrubbers: The humor is already rough enough.
Handle with care: Ceramic is durable, but gravity remains undefeated.
Final Warning
Not recommended for people who take everything literally.
Coffee sold separately. Sense of humor not included.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in China, For adults
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap