🍗💃 "Dab Before You're Done" Mug
Because even a roast chicken deserves to go out with style.
Meet the mug that no one asked for—but everyone needs. Featuring a perfectly golden roast chicken dabbing headlessly into the afterlife, this mug is pure chaotic poultry energy. It's the ideal gift for people who love dark humor, food with flair, and birds that refuse to go quietly.
Why it slaps (even without a head):
– 11oz & 15oz sizes for maximum flavor delivery
– Glossy ceramic, microwave & dishwasher safe (unlike the chicken)
– Guaranteed to make coworkers question your emotional stability
– The only mug that pairs well with stuffing and swagger
🛒 Add to cart and start your mornings with a side of absurdity.
Because sometimes you just gotta dab 'til you're done.EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

